Two upper class ladies, Margaret and Emma, are talking.
Margaret said to Emma, look at this remarkable diamond ring my husband got me to show how much he loves me. It is 5 carats, set in 18 carat gold, and it is flawless.
Emma replied: Margaret, isn't that lovely!
Margaret: Yes it certainly is. Emma, look at the huge mansion my husband got to show how much he loves me. It has a west wing, and east wing, and an indoor pool.
Margaret: Yes, it certainly is. You can see how much my husband loves me. Now Emma, what does your husband get you to show how much he loves you?
Emma replied: Well, Margaret, my husband got me signed and my daughter signed up to The Nottingham Etiquette Finish School Club (very expensive!). The lessons help me put up with you, when you are bragging to me about all the trash you have, I now say, " Margaret, isn't that lovely" instead of, "Go and you know what..!!! Margaret!."
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